Why Does She Bite So Hard?

Yeah uh, I'm bored, so this is what I did this weekend:

Friday:
Got scared shitless by some guy driving the wrong way down a one way street, who had the nerve to tell ME I was driving the wrong way. But yeah, went to the show. At one point we all huddled in the bathroom and Jody told us a story about how she broke the sink off the wall once, so I kicked it until the brace they put on it broke, then she sat on it, and it broke off the wall once again. Mike and I chased each other around and fought and spat. Jody got the cops called on her for drinking so she had to leave, it sucked. But the Farrell Bros rocked. Oh yeah, and Alli and Angie slept over.

Saturday:
Went to the movies with everyone again. More spitting and fighting between me and Mike. And I spat on Josh too, he didn't like that. He gave me a dollar to stop. We saw Shark Tales, it sucked. At one point during the movie Josh spat in my face and I just cracked up very loudly and everyone was all "KARA SHUT UP" so I turned around to show them the massive amount of RED snot (he was eating candy) running down my face and they screamed. I was proud. But yeah, they were checking our bags for booze and they missed me, so I got my beer in, I was also proud of that. After I drove Mike and Jody home while we blasted HOT 103.

Sunday:
I worked my fuckin ass off, it sucked.

Oh to a certain little skank, you make one more move, and your FUCKING CURB STOMPED. Don't mess with THE CANNIBALS.

Time to finish off the last couple of these I guess...

petrifiedtrust
Little miss Angiepants. You met me by stalking me, then we fell inlove. You started at my school this year and everyone thought we were sisters, so now we are. You're an incredibly sweet adorble little doll. I hope we stay friends for a long time.

twurk_it
Rubin, I met you randomly at some show, I don't remember which. Now you're my pet homo that I can scoop up and put in my pocket. You touch my bum sometimes.

nicoleptic
Pala, we met because we hated each other. It was weird. But all we had to do was ACTUALLY talk and we became good friends. You taught me to not be so shy and just go out and do things. <3

rottenbuisness
ALLI BABY. The coolest 12 year old anyone will ever know. You're living proof that age doesn't define maturity.

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: The Quakes - What Will They Say

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